I don’t know how long I have had Lyme disease. All I know for sure (formal medical documents) is that there is borrelia bacteria in my body! It’s documented. The doctor who asked me if I was bipolar is the one who had to call and tell me!
The worst part about this illness is defending it. Not defeating it.
I spent last summer thinking I was in on some kind of pattern secret code that only special people understood. I told myself not to be cocky about it but God had already confirmed I was right when we were chatting during “Wayne’s World” so I was absolutely certain.
This summer I was terrified because I realized that the three redheads (MC1R homozygous mutants), Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin and George Washington, had an evil spirochete conspiracy that started in biblical times. This was confirmed for my diseased brain when I read Franklin’s quote “Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
“THE TRUMPET HAS THE SNAKE!” – Whispers from my Spirochete-al God
PS. I have been typing every blog entry without wearing any prescription contacts or glasses. That is a miracle.